what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
oh
what if you already are
well i’m already very comfortable with my blood colour so i’m all good
um
I WILL BE THE SPIRIT OF TURTLEMAS
YOU ALL NOW CELEBRATE THIS HOLIDAY
a turtle comes down your chimney and gives you presents and churros and tomatoes and love
I’d be Janes booty, no complaints.
EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IN THE UNIVERSE SUDDENLY JUST STOPS
