Endreal, The Butler Who Did It

Dave is coming across as much more of a douchenozzle than he usually does

you can almost sense the boredom and frustration SEETHING off of him

Puberty on an asteroid

jerrymojo2:

space-tier:

Kanaya, I need some help. I just started my period and I feel shitty and I don’t know what to do.

Whats A Period

It’s when your body cleans out the uterus lining every month of the excess it prepared in case of a fetus.

You bleed every month for a week.

Rose I Have A Brilliant Idea

Kanaya…

Rose

Kanaya, no.

ALL THE AWARDS. ALL OF THEM

A day late and a dollar short?
selunari:

In the name of Derse, I will wreck your shit.Your prince is awake.  <3 

you have my full and undivided attention

selunari:

In the name of Derse, I will wreck your shit.

Your prince is awake.  <3 

you have my full and undivided attention

caprizantgrammarian:

shellimouto:

pawtism:

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:

shellimouto:

Fuck the alpha kids

the best thing in the update was the reveal that ‘Prospit’ (and likely ‘Derse’) is an actually construct that hangs in the sky above the moon

I actually gasped when it was shown, because it was just revealed in such a cool way

YES that was the best part of all of homestuck so far

but…

haven’t we…

known……… that……. forever

 

Have we? I always thought it was always just a text overlay sort of thing

the reveal that it was an actual, concrete monolith floating over the moon was new to me. Sorry if I’m too slow on the uptake for your tastes?

No, it was definitely a new reveal.

Something very similar was done during the Act 6 intro.

Current Endreal!theory: it’s an artefact of the alpha session, and was phased out by the beta session.

boner