I don’t think there are any Homestuck readers who will disagree that alpha!Dave going toe-to-toe against the juggalo rapper dual presidents on top of the white house and defeating them both (while appearing to have not a scratch on his body) isreally awesome.
But let’s take a moment to really appreciate the most horrific aspect of the whole scenario.

The next several grueling terms of their presidency …
The next several grueling terms of their presidency …
The next several grueling terms of their presidency …
The next several grueling terms …
Dual presidents Jay and Dope weren’t just elected once, weren’t just elected twice, they were re-elected multiple times, in flagrant violation of the pre-Fieri Constitutional limits of presidential terms.
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gogogadgetphalluspalace reblogged this from endreal and added:
As I recall, it was established that their first election was the last free election on Earth; after that, they messed...
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