I’m in a weird crummy spaced-out, slightly-antisocial mood because I fell asleep before this party after cleaning the grill. Does anyone want to paste cute crustacean pics and gifs to help cheer me up?
boomette: i love how birds have crests i wish people had crests i want a crest
kakkoii-baka started following you Hello to you! Thank you for following!
Who is your favorite Vocaloid?
apollosglare: spectrumfizz: adrimnzr: once-ler-is-my-waifu: sassy-once-ler: oncelertheconsultingdetective: venbutt: bellypebbles: deadpreg5: celticpeas: len rin rin rin iroha leeennn preshus rin LUKA RIN GUMI or maybe miku BUT GUMI GUMI GUUUUUMIIIIIIII VY1 ahhhh Nekomuraaaa<3 Andrew Hussie
But someday you will be old enough to start reading fairytales again.– C.S. Lewis, The World’s Last Night: And Other Essays (via minuteandfaraway)
gondoleia: i get that race is a social construct but since when are social constructs not real & not have real effects, and since when is that an okay basis upon which to deny the reality of someone’s pain?
I had a weird dream last night
My dreams, when I remember them, are usually very cinematic, or would at least make an intriguing plot for a TV miniseries or something. I’m going to try to do this one justice, although I don’t know if I’ll be able to. It started with a house. A big, sprawling estate that looked somewhere between a manor house and a boarding school. The kind of place that seems just as...
My optimism consists … in saying that so many things can be changed, fragile as...– Foucault, “Practicing Criticism” (via myproxy)
sherlock-hound: why is food always so far away
saintsatyr asked: 2-6, 15, 22
beerinabox asked: Heyo sup, you seemed to be ask hungry so I thought I'd drop by and see what's been going down with your get down?
1: Picture of yourself
2: A description of my self-esteem
3: My favorite book
4: Biggest Turn Offs
5: Biggest Turn Ons
6: Most famous person you've met
7: What I want to be when I'm older
8: My relationship(s) with my sibling(s)
9: Relationship status?
10: What I did yesterday
11: What I'm doing today
12: What I'm doing tomorrow
13: Most embarrassing moment
14: Description of who I like
15: Biggest insecurities?
16: Something I wish I could change about myself
17: I'll love you if...
18: Something I'm really good at
19: Something I'm really bad at
20: What I wish for at 11:11
21: A reason I've lied to a friend
22: Favorite Movie
23: Something that has made you mad recently
24: A random fact about yourself
25: Question of your choice
okaylifechoices asked: What was the longest period you've ever gone without bathing?
Anonymous asked: What do you like most about eating pussy?
FACT: There is actually only one queer person....
factsaboutqueers: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the rainbow glitter pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. *wink*
mfw i realized that my first gpoy from my new home was a topless pic
outori asked: O but surely you do realize you cannot blame -me- for your inaptitude of finding and observing a family of the canis dingo cucibus in their natural habitat. You would be surprised of the adults' supreme ability to nightly invent new dishes to serve their pups in paw-made pots of clay, ho hey!
outori asked: Good day to you sir. I just thought, I could very well play the kill-joy for your little game and right out tell you that people rarely got the idea to try something strange looking and see whether it would be edible or not, usually they watched their superiors, aka animals, eat on things. If it doesn't kill the dingo, it probably won't kill us bipedals either! ... Something like that....
boomette: refluxe: I’m just thinking of all the people who gave their lives to figure out if something is edible like who cut open a kiwi it looks like a hairy turd who would eat that god or like a potato????? potatoes are good as hell but wow i mean look at it and then stuff that’s not very good unless you cook it, like eggs or artichokes??????????? who thinks “this sucks...
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scarletsyd: Today Endreal and I mapped the route so I could get to work all the way in Durham-istan from Raleigh. We saw a guy on the bus in a red raglan style shirt … he gets off the bus one stop before us - DAVE. Mofo was wearing a Dave shirt and some bitchin’ Thollux glatheth. We also noticed he had a sticker on his jeans ((you know the one with the sizes on it)) so we thought heeeyyy good...
outori replied to your post: outori started following you Yesss! I stand… Ahahaha, yessss!! Oh I must apologize, I didn’t see this before now. *plays a fanfare of victory for the victorious victor* I have no clever quip that would make this better. :D
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scarletsyd: agreatcollision: This is adorable! (via @Lori_Ella) *dies* Have you told your family that you don’t use style sheets? That’s the hardest part.