July 2011
Hey tumblr, what is your irrational fear or...
Mine is sock monkeys. :-\
konpeki-no-bara replied to your post: konpeki-no-bara replied to your post: I have a…
wow thats wierd. i mean i get where it might come from but its not the sort of animal that you know, regularly attacks humans. :/
I know, right? But then again, we all have weird things in our personalities, and irrational fears.
For instance, I feel very uncomfortable around certain types of dolls and...
konpeki-no-bara replied to your post: I have a friend who is deathly afraid of orcas….
is this friend by any chance a breed of flightless bird accustomed to living in cold climates?
Nope! It’s a good friend I went to high school with. She’s a girl. A human girl.
I have a friend who is deathly afraid of orcas. This makes me sad, because I love a good whale-based joke.
It is sometimes hard to find the right balance between stupid humor and common courtesy, but I love my friends and do my best not to do things that would upset them!
June 2011
My life is inconsequential because I am a part of...
but that I am a part of the world
the air and the sun and the trees
and yes, even the f*cking seagulls
and when I remember that everything forever is bigger than me
and that I hardly matter at all
and that my problems are less than an atom in a drop in a bucket being poured into the sea
it doesn’t make me feel insignificant and small
it makes me feel comforted.
Like the whole world...
Falling in love again with "Chickenman" by Indigo...
brb, going to watch every recording of the song on YouTube
Hi tumblr, here are some adorable otter cubs
Mistral: a fairy tale
djlychee:
endreal:
This is the fairy tale I promised as thanks to djlychee, browneyednerd, and reconditionedmemories. I apologize for the quality - it’s still a draft at this point, but I promised something by the end of the day, and I hate breaking promises. Also, bourbon (it’s been one hell of a week…)
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Ahhh ahhh this is great!
I want to draw this fairy~
You are absolutely...
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Mistral: a fairy tale
This is the fairy tale I promised as thanks to djlychee, browneyednerd, and reconditionedmemories. I apologize for the quality - it’s still a draft at this point, but I promised something by the end of the day, and I hate breaking promises. Also, bourbon (it’s been one hell of a week…)
Once upon a time…
There was an island in the middle of the sea. The island was a place...
browneyednerd asked: What do you want to be when you grow up?
YOU HAVE LESS THAN THIRTY MINUTES IN WHICH TO ASK...
This is also true of me
Oh balls.
I spent most of the day sleeping because I woke sick, and didn’t have a chance to work on those fairy tales. I will have them tomorrow. I’m sorry. :c
So I heard someone wants to talk about murders!:... →
poshley-heights:
sc0tt-pilgay:
poshley-heights:
izayasprostate:
cowboystrider:
qurleycue:
pyjamaprodigy:
keesafabo:
nepeta
the fucking cat puns
Feferi or Equius. U:
I like them, but they’re my least favourite.
Uhh this is hard.
Probably Equius.
so…
Eridan, because he reminds me TOO MUCH of someone who is the worst person I ever knew in real life (myself at 17).
glitchedwitch asked: IDK bro, I'm not good at the cosplay and trollplay looks really hard (facepaint etc). I meant that I might make a shitty manip of my face cause i'm that bored, but probably not.
But you as Gamzee, OMFG!!! :D
But you as Gamzee, OMFG!!! :D
miragecoordination replied to your photo: BeCaUsE wHy NoT, mOtHeRfUcKiNg BeSt FrIeNd? mS…
omg alan you’re making me want to actually do this oh god
The join us next year! For one of the days, I’m-a be Gamzee-ing all up in the joint, and Steph is trying to decide between Vriska or Terezi (and probably will be until the day before the con, if it’s anything like this year lololol)....
Sexually Oblivious Spain
conquistawhore:
toni-:
It’s how I play Spain but in meme form
I have a new role model now. This is who I want to be when I grow up
browneyednerd replied to your post: TMI Tavros?
Have you ever wanted to be named something other than Alan?
I kind of like the name Beckett (as a first name, not as a last name because then everyone will think I’m a poet or a d-bag Disney villain). Also Simeon, but I’d prefer that for a pet than for myself. Maybe Michael or William.
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TMI Tavros?
i, uH, i GUESS IT IS STILL TMI tUESDAY,
„,iF YOU WANT IT TO BE, THAT IS
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reconditionedmemories replied to your post: What’s the weirdest things you’ve stuck in your dick.
Darn I figured you would come up with some elaborate yarn at least.
Oh alright, if you insist. =P
You know that children’s book The Indian In the Cupboard?
It’s based off a “peepshow film” I starred in back in the 30’s. Little Bear is one of the most patient people...
reconditionedmemories asked: What's the weirdest things you've stuck in your dick.
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Things I can't do:
timeforbees:
Take something out of the oven using the shirt I’m wearing as an oven mitt.
The more I know.
Obviously the answer is to take the shirt fully off first. Bare-chested baking is the oven version of semi-nude skilleting. [wisdom face]
ziggystarfox asked: wait wait wait and you think my shopeshifting boner is weird
how do you get it on with an icy landmass
graphic detail please
how do you get it on with an icy landmass
graphic detail please
ziggystarfox asked: back on topic, what is the most interesting thing you have ever stuck your dick in
ziggystarfox asked: SHOPE TWINS AND THEN YOU TURN INTO SHOPE TWINS AND THEN YOU ALL HAVE A DISGUSTING SLOPPY SHOPE ORGY
AJSHFVGHSD SHOPECEPTION
BRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
AJSHFVGHSD SHOPECEPTION
BRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
ziggystarfox asked: what about SHOPE TWINS
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
browneyednerd asked: Something I (not really) secretly like about you: all the ridiculous conversations we've had that only our fucked-up brains could understand.
ziggystarfox asked: um
answer both
hi my name is stephanie and i am indecisive by nature
answer both
hi my name is stephanie and i am indecisive by nature
ziggystarfox asked: if i was shope tomorrow would you still do me :(
ziggystarfox asked: would you do your friends
Steph reminded me I declared TMI Tuesday last night/this morning.
Bring it.
browneyednerd replied to your post: browneyednerd replied to your post: Everybody else…
By “kids”’ movie I meant movie-that-is-supposedly-but-not-necessarily-for kids, but I figured that was too long.
OH!
And here I thought you were trying to be “suggestive”.
;-P
djlychee, browneyednerd, and reconditionedmemories are getting fairy tales. Hopefully have them ready by the end of the day tomorrow (actually today, I guess?).
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browneyednerd replied to your post: Everybody else is doing it, so why can’t we?
What is your favorite “kids’” movie?
My favorite “kids’” movie? I guess that would either be The Emperor’s New “Groove”, or maybe The Dark “Crystal”.
[eyebrows?] :-P
djlychee replied to your post: could really use a pick-me-up right now
I will draw you a thing. What would you like? c: (IDK how to make people feel better but I can draw dumb things maybe that will work)
Aww, you’re the best! Can it be a thing? Like a mad-lib or something? Like “a picture of a/n __(occupation)__ action-girl who is punching a __(food)__-shaped hole in the belly of a...
Everybody else is doing it, so why can't we?
Oh yes, that is right.
I’m soliciting TMI Tuesday questions by reciting a Cranberries album title at you.
Who’s got two thumbs and is sexy?
This guy:
…but as far as I know he’s just a figment of my fevered imagination, so you should ask me TMI Tuesday questions instead. =P
could really use a pick-me-up right now
If I was an artist I’d offer to make something for anyone that could make me smile or feel better, but I am not.
Well, I can write I guess.
I will offer to write a personalized fairy tale for anyone that can make me smile or feel better.
Please.
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An open letter to anyone who has ever done this
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I’ve never been able to play FPS games, and I never will. Every time I’ve tried in the past 10 years, I’ve had exactly the same problems:
- reaction time too slow - inability to master basic movement/shooting commands because of poor ability to multitask (which is related to:) - sensory modulation problems that only crop up because my brain doesn’t...
Re-blog if you want your followers to tell you one...
summoning:
toramarushou:
Got anon option on. C’mon guys~
seriously guys compliment me
Hey, yeah! I like getting a message!
hey guys can we have another semi-nude tumblr...
I can’t! I have a D&D game to prep for!
Perpetual Motion Mechanism: WHY AM I THE WORST... →
endreal:
konpeki-no-bara:
EVERY SINGLE ANIMAZEMENT PICTURE I FIND
I AM SMILING LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.
*casually flips table*
Are there no good pics of one of the (many) times you tried to cut off my head with your wimpy sickle? You had a pretty good “spite for all of trollkind and…
We will be BeSt BrOs ThEn MaYbE. I am srsly considering transitioning to Gamzee.
MiRaClEs...
WHY AM I THE WORST KARKAT IN THE WORLD?
konpeki-no-bara:
EVERY SINGLE ANIMAZEMENT PICTURE I FIND
I AM SMILING LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.
*casually flips table*
Are there no good pics of one of the (many) times you tried to cut off my head with your wimpy sickle? You had a pretty good “spite for all of trollkind and especially that fucker karkat” expression for some of those, imo
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