February 2012
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gallowsgothead started following you
Hi hi, hello! Thank you for following me, even as boring as my blog may be. :-P
ofabeautifulnight:
since this apparently isn’t clear, if I follow you and you follow me we’re automatically friends and please realize that I will talk to you as if I’ve known you my whole life
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what a fantastic word
Mudita (Pāli and Sanskrit: मुदित) in Buddhism is joy. It is especially sympathetic or vicarious joy, the pleasure that comes from delighting in other people’s well-being rather than begrudging it.[1] The traditional paradigmatic example of this mind-state is the attitude of a parent observing a growing child’s accomplishments and successes, but it is not to be confounded with proudness as the...
What's the difference between a bus station that...
mangle-in-the-basement:
One’s a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
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scarletsyd asked: OH GOD I AM COVERED IN SO MANY GOLDFISH! WHAT DO?! ((a mixtape))
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anthro professor: who here knows what ontology is?
student: that's like bugs right?
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geromytime:
what if someone actually did that “i loved you in homestuck” thing to nic cage and he responded with “that was the plan.”
Oh my GODdfgj
Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
HP fandom: Eat some Chocolate, It'll help
THG fandom: Stay alive
Sherlock fandom: Not my division
Doctor Who fandom: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
Glee fandom: COURAGE
Homestuck fandom: UPDATE
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guys i want a homestuck fan to approach nic cage...
mr-radical:
and ask for his autograph saying
“hi mr. cage i’m a big fan
i loved you in homestuck”
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cosmichumor asked: Mixtape: Vampires in Greensboro
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djlychee asked: Mixtape: Dungeons and Dragons
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baby squids are called kittens, right?
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
rufiozuko:
You “Homestuck”-ers are crazy… I don’t know how you guys got me to read this, curiosity, I guess… I’ll continue to read tonight (even though I don’t know what it is I’m reading yet) There are so many of you urging me to move on… and a handful of you telling me to stop.
Reading that weird webcomic last night, I was so confused and somehow felt like I was being sucked into the Matrix…
...
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renaris:
rufiozuko:
I’m caught up… I can’t believe I had to go back and reread everything… I guess that’s par for the course here in Homestuck. I was just playing beats on the MPC.
Things are starting to shape up around here… Thanks for all the help so far. My eyelids are starting to get heavy again and looks like I may have to stop for the evening. My inbox is so full, I want to go through...
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scarletsyd asked: meow meow meow *purrpurrpurr*
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Homestuck fandom: WE'RE NOT READY FOR THIS
Andrew Hussie: I'M NOT READY FOR THIS
Dante Basco: lol ahaha look at this kid, he doesn't have any arms. Where'd his arms go? hahaha
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so are people still trying to find bendy...
mortson:
xxxbloody-wwrists666xxx:
shuhlawk:
sorryforpartyreichen:
kakiharaburger:
coolestmomparty:
kakiharaburger:
pyreo:
huberdict cucumberdale
burpbin cummwhale
bendytic cumdumpsterpumpkinpatch
bring that cummin snatch
bembersmit curblerbarps
berrypatch crumblebread
gingerbreadadict cumberbatchofcookies
bendydick cumbernipples
bongledink shumpterfun
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yenreb asked: meow
thisbunnynips asked: Meow meow meow :3
browneyednerd asked: MEOW.
fizzfrenchtoast asked: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
mistakeofgrandeur asked: meowrr nyan (lolwhatamidoing)
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as part of an ask-box game, I was challenged to write an original fic about tumblr user browneyednerd.
What resulted was a tear-jerking story of heroism and hope, in which browneyednerd saved Mario from an encroaching Tetris wall; a literary reversal of Poe’s classic The Cask of Amontillado.
In less than 500 characters.
Story below cut.
“Help! Help!” The man cried out,...
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if i've ever made you smile put "meow" in my ask
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cosmichumor asked: Alice Cooper and R.A. Salvatore meet in a bar. What is the ensuing dual-media Theme Album/novel called?
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