Southern Renaissance

I want some soup but I’m from the south where we say “y’all” a lot, take the o and u out of there. I guess I’ll have to settle for some sp.

not all those who wander are lost -j.r.r. tolkien

not all those who wander are lost -j.r.r. tolkien

vermouth is surprisingly hard to locate in my part of the city


this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

marinashutup on feminism

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?!" - Is Feminism Sexist? (x)

Memo to self: DO NOT FORGET to outline “hegematriarchy” micro-fic satire after napping


The witch cackled. “And you shall stay cursed for eternity, never to be released except by True Friendship’s first high five!”





Sometimes I want to smack Jerry for being a hater and then I remember I have a folder of these saved to my laptop and everything seems better.

Fucking amazing.

I hate all my fucking friends.

Shut up you love it.

Even if he doesn’t, I do. I hope that counts for something!

1, 7, and 39

1:What would you name your future daughter?

Awesomelope, which is pronounced like Penelope except you replace “Pen” with “Awesome” Gosh that’s a good question! I’m probably not going to have any kids of my own so I haven’t given it a lot of thought, but I reckon I’m kind of fond of the name Alex (and whatever it might be short for) and (please don’t judge me!) Lorelei.

7:How late did you stay up last night?

Haha, I actually fell asleep while I was trying to stay up a little bit later so I’m not 100% sure but I AM pretty confident it was before 1am

39:Do you make wishes at 11:11?

Sometimes. I’m not usually looking at a clock when it comes around these days, though.

28, 46, and 49~ :)

28:What is something you currently want right now?

Something light and sweet. I’m not really sure what, but a snack like that would be really nice I think!

46:What were you doing at midnight last night?

I was perched in bed tumblr-ing (even though you’re not technically supposed to do that, apparently!)

49:Have you ever been to New York?

Yes, but only briefly! Mom had to go there for business reasons back when me and my sister were teenagers, so she brought us with her as an impromptu mini-vacation and we spent the day exploring Central Park and surrounding areas while she was in meetings.

21:What is the last thing you said out loud?

I can’t honestly remember! It’s been a very quiet evening. It was probably either “ugh, fuck Duke Energy” or “oh good, my laundry is done”

50 questions. Send me numbers.
1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Wye Oak - Civilian
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Civilian - Wye Oak

I don’t need another friend
When most of them, I can barely keep up with them
Perfectly able to hold my own hand
But I still can’t kiss my own neck